‘Heads will roll’ threat!
By Aminda Bunker, Security Correspondent
The Health Services Executive and the Department of Health were under lockdown last night after a CHILLING threat to decapitate one or more senior public servants was received from a fanatic known as Jihadi Leo.
The hate-filled terrorist figure issued his blood-curdling threat in an email to senior health figures.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior public servant described the moment he first set eyes on the HORRIFIC email.
“I’ll never forget it,” he said. “My phone gave a beep and, when I checked my emails, there it was. I don’t mind telling you, my blood ran cold. It was so terrifying that I double-bogeyed the next two holes.”
What exactly was in the email?
“Well, I don’t want to go into graphic detail, but there was a definite threat that ‘a head or heads will roll’. I didn’t read any further in case there were threats to cut off people’s pensions, too. That would just be awful beyond words.”
A Garda spokesman would only confirm that they were aware of the threat and that they were treating it extremely seriously. Unfortunately, he added, the chances of apprehending Jihadi Leo were slim.
“This Leo character is holed up in a well-known safe house,” he explained. “It’s pretty much impregnable and it’s crawling with other scum like him who’ve done untold damage to the country over the last decade or two.”
When asked for a comment, a spokesman for the Government would only say, “You’ll never take him alive, suckers!”
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